Burn Up Scramble - 08.srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
The time is the near future.
The year is 2023, Tokyo.
Internationalization and distribution expand.
As society evolves...
...the dark side of society also continues to evolve.
As crimes increase in ingenuity...
...and organized crime becomes more widespread...
...peace and order deteriorate steadily.
Judging the situation serious, the current government...
...decides to introduce an epoch-making system.
They organize an excessive measures police team...
...as a special criminal countermeasure.
This minority elite police team...
...will respond quickly to the demands of the common citizen...
...and resolve situations with brevity.
They are called the Special Anti-Crime Team, "Warriors."
And this is it.
The Mr. Cat of total defense.
With one of these you can shut out all kinds of bad luck.
It's the ultimate good luck item.
Ordinarily it's 750,000 yen...
...but for you, I'll offer the special price of 500,000.
No, no... there's no need to thank me.
If I pull some strings, this is an easy task.
It's for your sake, and your sake alone.
Not you, too!
Whadda ya mean, you have something important to discuss with me?!
Whadda ya mean, a love just for me?!
When I look at myself and how I took three hours to get my hair just right...
...and how I collected pamphlets for the ceremony...
I feel so miserable, pathetic, and stupid...
...that I want to cry from the bottom of my heart!!
Who told you you could have a nap?!
I'm not finished with what I have to say to you!
Hey, you, stand up! I told you to stand up!!
Rio-senpai is... Rio-senpai is...
Stand up! Stand up! Hey, hey, hey!
Say... Wh-What should we do? How should we handle this?
What the hell!? Don't nap right now!!
Danger. Don't turn around.
What're you lookin' at?!
Meow...
Hey, stand up already!
See?
The tempura horoscope said I would be in kiss heaven...
...that my romance forecast was the best today!
Tequila!
That's what I said!
Why 500,000 yen?!
Tequila!
It's from the customer over there.
Are you free after this?
Y-Yes...
Now you can become one with the cosmos!
- Galaxy... - For a trifling 500,000 yen.
Galaxy...
Don't muck with me!!
Oh, Rio Senpai did it again.
I told you not to watch!
Whadda ya mean, rocket fortune telling?!
Whadda ya mean, V-II?!
Watch where you're...
I'm so sorry. A-Are you all right?
Y-Yes.
Ah, Rio Senpai...!
Don't watch!
Isn't it amazing? Isn't it hard?
It's all because of the Love-H Dumbbell...
Whadda ya mean, love?!
As long as you have this, you too can have a nice body!
Whadda ya mean, "be one with the cosmos"?
Now give it a try.
Can you buy that stuff for 500,000 yen...?
That's right. Your muscle will build up right away.
Argh! This sucks!
Everyone's trying to take me! Everyone!!
Everyone sucks, sucks, sucks!
I don't care if everything is destroyed!
The entire world can go to hell in a handbasket for all I care!
Love-H, Love-H... One, Two...
With the power you get from the Love-H Dumbbell, clamp onto men...
Love-H Dumbbell, it's...
I repeat to all citizens...
Under no circumstances should you go outdoors...
...and wait for instructions from the government.
I repeat...
Under no circumstances should you go outdoors...
...and wait for instructions from the government.
What do you believe is the target of this flying saucer?
This is...
Back to sleep, back to sleep...
Captain, what should we do?
Okay, try shooting at it!
Hmm...?
Keep it down.
Yay! Yay! This is totally so much fun!
It's sooo out there!
Isn't this thing dangerous?
Yeah!
Move it!
Well, yeah, I told the world to go to hell, but still...
That doesn't mean you have to listen to me.
METRO POLICE SECTION 8 BRANCH
Nobody's here?
You're late, Rio.
Oh, I'm sorr...
Head Chief... Naruo?
What on earth are you supposed to be dressed up as?
Oh, come on. What are you talking about?
This is the uniform of Cosmos Police Section 8 Branch...
...protectors of order in outer space and peace on Earth.
Huh? Cosmos?
Anyway, setting that aside...
R-Right...
That dress is... truly... Yes... it's truly sexy.
Oops!
Naturally, you look awesome no matter what you wear, but still...
Uh, no, I...
I was in a hurry...
Oh! More importantly, the saucers!
The flying saucers are here.
I know, never mind. After all, I have a career.
Huh?
Whether the Prime Minister is assassinated...
...or we're attacked by flying saucers...
...I will never have to take responsibility.
Oh...
Setting that aside...
Let's discuss something more important...
Yes...
Let's discuss our future together.
Oh...
Rio...
I... happen to be in a hurry.
No, you don't.
This time I will not let you get away without an answer.
I'm sorry, but if you'll excuse me...!
Isn't this the saucer's...?!
Byu.
Byu...?
Byu-byu!
Byu, byu...
That mark...
That means he's being controlled... right?
No-career...
Byu! Byu! Byu!
Bigyu!
Bikyu!
Space Girl...
Maya!
Byu! Byu! Bigyu!
That's embarrassing.
Space Gun!
Holy cow.
I merely stunned them. Don't worry.
Now hurry, the captain is waiting.
Hey, aren't you embarrassed wearing that outfit?
Why would I be?
Rio Kinezono, reporting as ordered.
Good work.
Huh?
U-Um... Not you too, Captain...?
Is something wrong?
No, it's nothing.
As of today, the flying saucer incident has been classified...
...as a Special S-Class felony.
In other words, it's been designated as a Warriors case.
What? Really, ma'am?
Whether the felons are terrorists or space invaders...
...or people from another dimension...
...it is the mission of the Warriors to exterminate anything...
...that threatens the safety of the citizens.
Well, yes, that's true...
But, you know... there are a few things I need to ask you about...
Like who or what they are.
And like what Maya's doing...
...in this admittedly incredible but overdone armor...
In what way?
Their identity is under investigation.
That armor is the latest equipment that was developed...
...in top secret for such an emergency.
What? What!?
I'm sorry, but the situation can't wait.
Lilica is already working on it.
Officer Kinezono, I want you to head out to intercept.
What!?
I-Intercept?
Do you have an objection?
No, I don't mind going out to intercept...
But... this outfit...?
Yes?
We have a special suit just for you.
W-Wait just a minute. Wait a minute, please!
Wait!! I said wait! Hey!
For those who are defenseless.
Darn...
E.S.P.!
They're coming.
Let me out!
Let me out of here!
A-Are we finished?
Oh! What should we do?
Rio, I'm leaving it to you.
What?
Biyu!!
Rio!
Pink!
Holy cow, it's a lady cop! And her panties!
It's amazing, but I'm not very happy about it!
Me, too!
Mama, is that Ultra Ma? Ultra Ma?
Don't look at it!
Tentacle play!
Rio Senpai, hold on!
Rio can only operate for a total of three minutes on the planet's surface.
What?! Really?! No way...
I'm lying.
I'm-I'm... out of energy.
Biyu!?
Rio Crush!
Byuyuyuyu...!
What!?
- I can't breathe! - Don't look!
N-Nooooooo...!!
That's it! Don't flinch! Fire! Fire!!
Huh...? A dream?
What are you doing?
You can tell without asking.
Leave me alone.
I've become utterly and thoroughly confused as to why I'm alive.
Isn't there even the tiniest little good thing coming my way?
Vitamin Drink
Huh? Huh?
My treat.
Thanks...
Yubi de tsukutta pisutoru senaka ni ateta
Honto no kimochi kotaenasai
Suki ni naru kamoshirenai kizuiteru kuseni
Yasashiku suruno Mi-Hi-Tsu no koi desho
Yume no naka no (milky dream)
Anata wa dare? (sugar babe)
Dame... (honey juice)
Naichai sou yo (don't make me shed tears, darling)
Mune no oku ni (candy pray)
Kakushite ita akogare dake (parfait amour)
Ubau nante... sore dake nante
Zenbu ja nakya ai janai wa
Sou yo, love or unlimited
Gyutte daite...
Amai kisu de mezame sasete
This is the ultimate invincible main character, Maya.
I realize this is sudden, but I will sing you a song of the sea. One, Two...
The sea... wide. Too salty. The sea... deep.
Jellyfish in the fall. The sea... The sea...
Occasionally corpses wash up on the beach, the sea...
The end. Well, see you next week.