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Another hot day...
Yeah.
The sun's shining its guts out... It's rather annoying.
Hey, why is it this hot out?
This sucks.
Are you getting me?
Loud and clear.
That's not it. Is the A/C even on?
That plane was the worst, huh.
Yup. Why the heck wasn't it first class?
Our in-flight meals were gross.
It's freezing!
Hey!
The acting leader, Hatori Shirou, told us to go to Japan
but isn't this treatment kinda bad?
Pull over a sec!
There! The shop that sells Kamihama Rolls!
You're right! I want one!
Hey, I said pull over!
Oh, come on...
Just do it!
Ow!
Don't poke me!
Ugh, I don't care anymore...
Please give us some!
Episode 44
Episode 44
Episode 44
Attack on Kanon! They're the Penguin Brothers! ?
Attack on Kanon! They're the Penguin Brothers! ?
Attack on Kanon! They're the Penguin Brothers! ?
Attack on Kanon! They're the Penguin Brothers!?
So, what did you want?
Now, now. Have tea first.
I'll help myself.
...wait, who cares about the tea? Just tell us!
Um...
Uh...
You see...
Hmm?
What is it?
We're actually...
Animalians.
W-Well, we just heard about it from Mama, and we were really shocked!
Animalians... You mean friends of the Panther Mask or those black and white goats?
Since when?
Yes, since when?
We'll explain it carefully.
Our grandma was an Animalian, so Mama is half, and we're half of that.
This means that we were born as one-quarter Animalian.
Quarter?
It means a fourth of a whole.
By grandma, do you mean the one who wrote "Biological Evolution with New Possibilities,"
Marianne Schönberg?
Yeah.
So if you're Animalians, you can transform without Kirumin?
We can't do that.
We're only quarters, anyway.
Right, Nagisa-nee?
Yes, I think so.
So now that you know the truth, have you noticed any changes, mentally or physically?
Not really... You, Rimu?
No, nothing in particular. What about you, Onee-chan?
Nothing I can think of....
So how are you different from us two?
How...? Well...
Are there even any differences?
I don't know...
So, is it shocking?
Well...
Riko.
Slam the side of your hand against my forehead like this.
Just do it!
Animalian Chop!
What's that?
That was cool, eh?
Kinda.
Well, I don't really get all the hard stuff, but you guys haven't really changed, right?
You're... right, I suppose.
Yup.
So we're good.
Eh? You're not shocked about this?
Not really.
What a turn-off...
Just what were you expecting?
Now that you mention it...
Hey, Riko. Kick me and say "Animalian Kick!" while you're at it!
The heck are you talking about?
It'll be fun!
I don't get you at all.
Get better soon, okay?
Um, could you show me where it is?
That's impossible.
We may call them "Animalians," but they are actually just people that live closely between the planes of existences of humans and animals.
Don't tell me that Pars-san is also...
But there's just no way, right?
Argh, so hot!
And humid...
This is how hot a Japanese summer is? Spare me...
Ooh, look at that!
What?
Ah, Kamihama Shopping Center!
Hey, pull over!
I wanna go!
But we need to go to the mansion...
Stop already!
Settle down!
Hey Rimu
where have all the Animalians we've met up to now come from?
I don't know about the Panther Mask
but those ladies from city hall were born and raised in Kamihama, so...
According to Mama
there's been a sudden increase of them in this area.
Yeah. I didn't even expect them to be here.
It's like they're always just in front of us...
Pen―
Why!?
What're you doing, Ken?
Penguins!
Why penguins!?
And they just transformed, too!
Let's chase them!
And then what?
If they're Animalians, we'll have to ask where they came from!
Yup!
Wait!
Pars-san!
Oh, it's you.
It's been awhile since we've seen each other. Um...
I've been worried.
I was just on a little trip.
So that's what it was.
I, um, well...
I was thinking of doing biology as well, so...
Really? Do your best.
Yes! I also wanted to know why various species of animals were born, and why they had to go extinct, like you were talking about.
And so...
It's not that simple.
Oh, nothing. It's just that as someone who's studying it right now, I can tell you that it'll just be difficult.
Um, Pars-san...
I have something to ask...
Sorry, the professor's waiting for me.
We lost them...
Penguins on their stomachs really slide fast...
Where'd they go?
Emperor penguins live up north where it's cold, so they must've sought a place with similar temperatures.
Let's split up and look!
Sure!
Kirumin!
Eh? You two aren't gonna transform?
There's a ton of people here, so we can't.
I see. You can leave the narrow places to us, then.
See you later.
Welcome! You've just gotta try these today!
Kamihama Home Delivery Service
Kamihama Home Delivery Service
They're not here either...
Where could they be?
I'm pooped...
Where are those penguins?
Hey!
Did you find them?
No dice.
Where the heck are they hiding?
We've searched everywhere that's cool...
Another place would be... somewhere where there's water?
Like a pool?
There aren't any in shopping centers.
Then a lake!
Even less likely.
A water fountain!
Hello! Being drenched in water feels great, eh?
History of Animals and Climate Change
History of Animals and Climate Change
History of Animals and Climate Change
History of Animals and Climate Change
History of Animals and Climate Change
History of Animals and Climate Change
History of Animals and Climate Change
Oh?
Kanon-chan?
Um, I'm...
Riko-chan's and Rimu-chan's elder sister, right?
Yes, I'm Mikogami Nagisa. We've meet before, haven't we?
Yes.
Illustrated Wolf Encyclopedia
So, Kanon-chan... About your home tutor...
Pars-sensei?
Y-Yes!
What about him?
Um, do you and him talk about things other than your studies?
No. Those are the only things we talk about, actually.
I see...
Ooh...
Ah, sorry!
You hear about the term "lone wolf" pretty often, right?
Yes.
That's why I've always thought they only lived alone
but it says here that they actually travel in packs.
Did you know that, Kanon-chan?
Yes. I think that wolves are unexpectedly antisocial creatures, though.
Is that so?
They're always alone
so they're probably used to being that way... Or so I think.
You're right...
They don't look the part though, right? They always take the time to look cool!
I see!
He can really stuff his face...
This ice cream is just awesome...
I'd take some home with me if I could...
Home where?
Antarctica.
You came from Antarctica?
Yup.
Oy, what's Antarctica?
This continent.
But there's nothing there!
Because it's a landmass of mostly snow and ice.
Isn't that just great? It's safe there, too.
Yeah. This place is just too hot.
Hey, could you three be Animalians?
Yeah...
You too, then?
Yes! Riko and I are!
Yeah, but only our grandma was fully Animalian, so we're just quarters.
What? I don't get what you mean by "quarter," but you're Animalians at any rate, right?
Yeah, I suppose...
That makes you two our comrades!
Yup! Being half or quarter has nothing to do with it!
Comrades, huh?
U-Um, so do Animalians exist globally?
Yeah!
"Time for a revolution!"
...is the hot air some Animalians in our country are pumping out.
R-Revolution!?
But we don't really like those kind of hot-headed people.
F-Found you!
Crud!
Hey!
No more detours!
Just a bit longer!
I wanted to ask them more things...
Yeah...
Quiz de Kanon Hunt
What's this?
Are we ready?
Oh, Kanon. Good timing.
Go get ready, too.
What is this, Mother?
Didn't I tell you already? We're going to find you a pure-blooded Animalian as your husband.
Quiz de Kanon Hunt
By the arrangement of our acting leader Hatori Shirou
three candidates are on their way here today.
I haven't heard about this! Why haven't you told me!?
It doesn't matter. You're going to be obedient, if only for today, missy.
Now, sit here.
Mother, I'm―!
Sorry we're late.
Welcome to our mansion!
Kanon, I'll introduce them. These are the pure-blooded penguin Animalians
Shen Cobblepot, and...
Wrong! I'm Jun!
Oh, excuse me. It was this gentleman.
What're you talking about? I'm Sean.
Well then, please introduce yourselves.
I'm Jun!
I'm Shen!
I'm Sean!
We're the three merry Cobblepot brothers!
A pleasure to meet you!
How do you do.
Yes, it's finally starting! "Quiz de Kanon Hunt"!
Your host today is I, Shishiyama Shishinoshin!
The contestants are―
The three Cobblepot brothers!
Yes, that's correct. And now the real quiz starts.
I would like the contestants to please answer the following questions.
And now, the first question!
What is the slogan for the Animalian revolution?
Eh, what? Do you know?
Discussions are prohibited.
Yes, Jun-san?
Hint! Gimme a hint!
If you say so...
In the Heavens, Sun, and Earth! Let there be _____.
Tuna!
Incorrect.
The correct answer was "In the Heavens, Sun, and Earth! Let there be peace and animals!"
Oh c'mon, what's with that!?
Oh man, it's been awhile for me too, so I forgot as well.
The second question concerns the Charter of Animalianism.
First bill:
In order for us, Animalians, to live with all other creatures upon this Earth without _______
we must seek __________.
I got it!
Please answer, Sean-san.
"...without being washed away by drift ice, we must seek out krill!"
Uh, that's also incorrect...
The correct answer was "...without giving in to our emotions, we must seek peace."
"However, we must all be prepared to do whatever is necessary to achieve that peace."
Eh? I don't get it...
Third question:
At the Rainbow Plaza at the base of our revolution's operations, Vladonia
there is a sculpture which uses Representative Rufus Schönberg's appearance as its motif.
Now then, what kind of―
Sardine.
The correct answer was "A bronze statue of a king bat holding a fig in its mouth."
That's enough!
We could go on all day exemplifying their stupidity, but I'd rather it just be cured later on with some education.
Kanon, you choose one.
Eh?
I want you to decide for yourself which of them you will usher the Animalian revolution to a new age with.
I refuse!
Do you understand that we Animalians had ages in which we were revered and deified?
Before we knew it, however, humans had started calling us names like "vampires" or "wolves,"
"monsters" or even "demons," and thus we have been persecuted.
The list of sins by humans doesn't end there!
Humans have corrupted this beautiful world with their selfish desires.
They are also at fault for the current global environmental deterioration.
The one who started this Animalian revolution in order to stamp out those foolish and arrogant humans is Rufus Schönberg.
Eh? Didn't this Schönberg guy die already?
He's alive!!
Grandfather is alive?
If he returns to his position as Representative, our revolution shall surely succeed!
Hey, are revolutions fun?
Are they?
Don't joke with me!
I guess they're not, then.
What are you saying?
Listen. You have some of the purest Animalian blood in our race!
You should be proud of it!
Purest? But aren't Animalians just Animalians?
If just being called Animalian isn't "pure" enough, then what is? Can we even tell?
All this prattle sounds like it'd fit in well with people's chatter a few eras back. Too old for me.
Let's just settle down and have fun!
Yeah, yeah! Or wait, isn't this supposed to be a matchmaking?
We don't wanna make any commitments just yet.
Didn't you hear what the acting leader, Hatori Shirou, said to you!?
Eh? All he told us was that Japan's a nice place, so we should go.
He also mentioned that if we liked it, we'd be free to live here.
But it's too hot here, so... No can do!
Also
that girl's got the looks, but she ain't have any blubber for the cold.
If we had to choose, we'd pick someone older.
Aye.
You got that right.
That's rude! Just so you know, the one who doesn't want any commitments right now is me!
Actually, I thought of that first way before you did!
What's more, none of you are my type! At all!!
She mad.
Yep.
Oh well.
Throw them out at once!!
And that's it for today's "Quiz de Kanon Hunt!"
These dumb-eror penguins should just stay frozen in Antarctica!
So then they said to us, "Then that makes you and us all Animalians!"
Yes. It's just as those penguins say.
Go back far enough and you couldn't even tell humans from animals.
What?
Animalians used to be called beings that could take on the appearance of both humans and animals
so they were considered part of the family of animals
as well as part of the humans'
and even Animalians who aren't even of the same species.
Much time passed, and whether you be animal or human, there now flows at least a trace of Animalian blood in you.
Eh? Does that apply to Ken and I as well?
That's right.
I see!
Animalian Punch!
But Mama, you're only able to actually talk with animals because you're half, right?
Well, that may be a part of it, but in truth, anyone should be able to do it.
But humans gradually started shunning the Animalians, and by doing so closed their ears to the voices of animals.
I think that we can understand the feelings of animals quite well once we've transformed
but isn't that just because we have the Kirumin?
For now, yes. But I believe that there will come a point where you don't even need to transform anymore to be able to understand.
Eh?
Right, Doctor?
Oh, he's in trouble.
I can be like Mama too? Yay!
Me too? I can do it too?
Yes, of course.
Awesome!
Talking to animals... I can't wait!
Yes! I feel so much more motivated now!
Me too.
So this was where everyone was.
It's almost time for dinner.
It looks just like him... Well done.
Damn you, Mikogami Tamotsu... Take this! And this! And this! And this!
Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!
Wonderful...
This city is starting to live up to my expectations, yes...
Thanks to the wonders of this magical water
this city will turn into a jungle in no time at all, yessiree!
Just like Jack and the Beanstalk, heh...
Riko! Rumiko-sensei turned into a bear!
What are you blabbering about this time?
N-Not good! There's a whale in the sea!
Well, duh.
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