Nuku Nuku ova 05.srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
It's hot!
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot!
Shut your mouth. You're making it even hotter.
Hey, Arisa, can't you fix the air conditioner?
You fix our weapons.
I'm too fat-fingered for delicate work.
Ice cream!
Be patient, will you?
I'll call the repair shop as soon as we get paid.
Payday?
We have to wait another twenty-five days?
What?
What are you looking at?
Akies? That's got to be one of the boss' companies.
I'll bet they have air conditioning.
It must be cool in there.
What's that?
What, what? Do you see something?
Excuse me!
Yes, Sir! Excuse me!
Yes, Sir!
I'd like to have a tapioca jello and Panna Cotta.
What are you doing? Eat that stuff faster!
If you say so, but...
Faster! She won't come to the table unless we're ready to order!
But we have no money.
I don't care! But we have no money.
I don't care!
Excuse me, Miss!
Yes, Sir! Excuse me, Miss!
Yes, Sir!
Man, is it hot!
Welcome to Akies Family Restaurant!
All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku
Kirari to hikaru nagare boshi
Miage ta sora ni mitsuketemo
Negai kanae kirenakatta
Are mo shitai shi kou shitai are kore to
Yokubari na my heart
Yume ga afurete kobore dasu
Watashi no yume tachi o nosete
Ginga o hashiru coaster
Supiido gungun agete
Doko made mo hashiri tsuzukeru kara
Get up, shikkari ashita o mitsumete akuseru o fumanakya
Get up, nikkuki unmei o sururi to nukete yuku wa
Out of my way!
Stupid!
How could you do such a stupid thing?
Now, Ryu, there's no call for acting like that.
Nuku Nuku already feels bad about it.
My bicycle won't be fixed by her feeling bad. Nuku Nuku already feels bad about it.
My bicycle won't be fixed by her feeling bad.
Nuku Nuku's always doing this.
When she breaks something, she just leaves it like it is.
Apologies don't solve anything!
But remember, Nuku Nuku is really just a cat.
Meow.
No! No way! You can't be a cat just when it's convenient! Meow.
No! No way! You can't be a cat just when it's convenient!
Nuku Nuku's a human being.
She's got to take responsibility.
Responsibility?
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Don't do it.
She was exhausted from all her hard work
and now she's sleeping peacefully.
Why don't you leave her alone? Have a heart!
Exactly!
Don't you feel sorry for her? Exactly!
Don't you feel sorry for her?
It's okay if you just let her be!
He's right. I'll leave her alone. Poor girl...
Ms. Nuku, was your nap long enough?
You can sleep a little more if you want.
Why don't you come to my house and we can sleep together?
Well, I am...
Oops! I fell asleep! The manager will scold me!
It's all right! He's not here right now!
But I have to work.
Oh, may we help you?
Excuse me!
Yes, Sir! Excuse me!
Yes, Sir!
I can't let her escape! We've got to order more!
It's all right. Our sales are booming because of her.
The owner will be so happy!
Actual Sales Current Fiscal Year
Making profits! Earning money!
Huh? Why are you two in here without my permission?
Well excuse us, but I called you again and again.
My Lady! I have urgent and important information for you!
What?
That schoolgirl android is... What?
That schoolgirl android is...
Working a part-time job at Akies in Nerima, Sakae-cho.
That's right. Look at this!
Atsuko Natsume Akies at Nerima Family Restaurant Monthly
Atsuko Natsume Akies at Nerima Family Restaurant Monthly That's that...
That's that...
Schoolgirl android!
Akies Group, owned by Mishima Heavy Industries,
is a stunning newcomer in the fast food field.
Sales figures for the restaurant
have risen incredibly over the summer, and Ms. Atsuko Natsume,
pictured on the cover, has proven extremely popular.
So, now do you understand?
Understand? My Lady!
Don't you want to destroy her once and for all?
I don't give a damn.
My priorities as a businesswoman
must take precedence over my personal feelings.
Is she serious?
Yes, I'm serious! Is she serious?
Yes, I'm serious!
Making money is making money,
even when it's through a small family restaurant.
I settle my accounts, yes,
but that has nothing to do with Ms. Nuku Nuku.
First and foremost, I am the owner of that company.
But, My Lady...
Don't you understand yet?
You can't do anything to her,
not as long as she works at my restaurant.
And that goes especially for you, Arisa!
You're not to discharge any weapons in that restaurant.
Did you get all that?
If you damage anything in my restaurant,
you'll have to pay for it!
Really?
Excuse me, my Lady, but can I say something? Really?
Excuse me, my Lady, but can I say something?
What?
Could you please lend us some money? Five thousand yen would do.
Why'd you let her give us just five hundred?
You asked for five thousand.
It was a miracle our boss let us borrow anything.
She made us sign a promissory note for a lousy five hundred.
I like to eat fresh fish heads, do you?
Yes, us too! I like to eat fresh fish heads, do you?
Yes, us too!
Men find her so attractive. I can't figure it out.
I think it's just that most men
must have a thing for big-bosomed bimbos.
I can't accept that.
Intelligent women like us are the women of the future.
Arisa, since when have you qualified as an intelligent woman?
Have you decided what you want?
One coffee.
How about you?
Nothing, thank you.
I said, "Nothing, thank you."
Please let me confirm your order. Coffee for...
I said one!
Yes, Ma'am! One coffee! Thank you very much.
I'll be right back.
Anyway, we have to do something about that cat girl.
Since we failed to get rid of her,
our pay's been cut and our bonus canceled.
We have to work all night, sometimes until morning.
No Sundays off, no holidays. We can't even go out on a date!
Nobody even asks us out!
What miserable women we are!
We've got to do something, no matter what our Lady said.
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Is that all of your order?
That's it.
Please enjoy your coffee.
Free refills! It's cheaper to have coffee this way.
I see.
You don't have any communicable diseases, do you?
Of course not!
Besides, I don't think you can catch anything like that.
Excuse me, but have those two been rude to you?
What?
Not really.
Refill, refill! Not really.
Refill, refill!
What a slow restaurant! Come here quick, you idiot!
Yes, Ma'am! What a slow restaurant! Come here quick, you idiot!
Yes, Ma'am!
Here you go.
What are you doing?
I can have free iced coffee this way.
I see!
Why are you standing there? You see this empty cup?
Refill, refill! Quick!
Yes, Ma'am.
Hey! What have you done to her?
What?
What do you mean, "what"? Do you always try to kill What?
What do you mean, "what"? Do you always try to kill
your customers with easily-broken glasses?
Oh, how cruel! How cruel! How cruel!
I haven't done anything.
I don't have time for your excuses. Apologize to her!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, it hurts! It hurts so bad! Help me!
Poor baby. She says you have to apologize some more. Oh, it hurts! It hurts so bad! Help me!
Poor baby. She says you have to apologize some more.
What? Well, what shall I do?
Well, why don't you take off your clothes and do a handstand?
How about that?
Oh, no! I can't! How about that?
Oh, no! I can't!
Hurry up!
Thank you very much! Come back to Akies again!
Stupid cat girl.
I will have my revenge.
Ryunosuke? Who the heck is Ryunosuke?
What do you mean, who is he? He lives with me in our apartment.
What? What kind of relationship is that?!
Her brother?
You don't suppose it's... Her brother?
You don't suppose it's...
Of course it's her brother.
Shut up! Be quiet, you guys.
On behalf of all of us, I will ask her.
Excuse me, Ms. Nuku Nuku.
Yes?
I... I... Yes?
I... I...
I love you!
Ms. Nuku Nuku, I'm so sorry about taking your time.
These two girls came to me and asked me to let them work here.
I will let them work here starting today. Can you train them?
Yes!
We don't know much about this job but...
It's nice to meet you, and please accept us as part of your company.
Of course. My name is Nuku Nuku. Nice to meet you.
Are you ready?
Take a look at this.
Excuse my behavior earlier. I would like to ask about your family structure.
Family structure?
I mean, exactly who are the members of your family?
Oh! Well, there's Papa-san, Ryunosuke, and me.
That's three of us, living together.
Papa-san?! Is that your father, Nuku Nuku?
No? In that case, does Papa-san have a wife who lives separately?
Why, yes, how did you know?
It can't be!
Wait! This Ryunosuke is a child, isn't he?
Yes! Ryunosuke is definitely a child.
Oh, no! Ms. Nuku Nuku is... no!
What a story! She's a high school student and has a lover!
A mistress! She's a mistress and a second wife and...
And she also has a child!
Oh, no! Oh, dear God, why don't you help her?
This is it!
Wow! This is it!
Wow!
She's not only an android, she's also a cat.
If we let these go, she'll get excited and start chasing them!
This restaurant will be a shambles,
and its popularity and credit will be destroyed!
Oh, no, not really...
Hurry! Now's our chance!
Meow!
What is this? Do something immediately!
Ms. Nuku Nuku!
She'll get it now. I can't wait!
Yes, Sir!
Do something about these mice.
It's all right. I caught all of them.
Here.
Great work! You did really good!
What?!
Hey, wait a second! Why are you admiring her?
The restaurant's a mess because of her.
But it was because of the mice.
The mice started it, but she made it worse.
Perhaps you should come this way. We'll talk over there.
What the hell is he thinking? No way...
Now, which of my competitors asked you to do this?
What?
I know that you brought the mice. What?
I know that you brought the mice.
What an interesting way to bother us!
No way!
Bother you? Not us! No way!
Bother you? Not us!
Well, no need to pretend you're innocent.
We must eliminate all disturbances by force, if necessary!
That's what she says.
Our president's orders are very strict.
President?
Which means... oh, no... President?
Which means... oh, no...
I don't like using violence.
Right?
That rotten schoolgirl...
Welcome!
Yo, Nuku Nuku.
Oh, Papa-san and Ryunosuke! I'm glad you came here.
Ryu was worried about you.
That's not true.
I just said that Nuku Nuku couldn't handle a job
and would make a lot of mistakes and...
Come this way, please!
That's Ms. Nuku Nuku's lover!
He's an evil jerk using his money to despoil
an innocent, beautiful girl.
He's an evil, crazy, perverted middle-aged man
with a Lolita complex.
I have to kill him!
What are you doing? Stop! Don't use that!
Don't you know that violence doesn't solve anything?
Shut up!
Here you go! I've got the catnip launcher!
Okay!
Catnip? Okay!
Catnip?
What are you doing?
You are the perverted middle-aged man
who has deceived Ms. Nuku Nuku, our angel!
What?
What are you doing to Papa-san?
Please get out of our way, Ms. Nuku Nuku.
This is our holy battle to rescue you
from a wilderness barren of love.
Why are you saying things that don't make any sense?
It's payback time!
You two again! Why are you doing this? It's payback time!
You two again! Why are you doing this?
We're tired of your dirty tricks!
I will have my revenge! Prepare to die!
I've got her now!
Stop! There are people in here who have nothing to do with this!
I don't care! Here it comes!
This is it! Eat lead!
You're persistent!
I wonder how my Akies is doing?
If our sales clear our monthly goal,
we'll be the top restaurant in the business!
Ms. Nuku Nuku!
Hey, what are you doing?
What's happened to Nuku Nuku?
What the heck is this?
Let me do it!
What's going on here?
It's time for an end to this. We've had enough.
You jerk!
This is the act of a desperate woman!
What is this?
It can't be!
How about this?
Kyouko! Arisa! Stop this at once!
Stop! I beg you to stop! My lovely restaurant...
Meow! Stop! I beg you to stop! My lovely restaurant...
Meow!
My Lady...
Rebuilding the restaurant, medical expenses for the injured,
compensation and expenses...
All told, it should come to about one billion yen.
I'll let you pick up the tab.
No way!
That's impossible.
Please forgive us. That's impossible.
Please forgive us.
We're your closest friends, aren't we?
My responsibilities as a businesswoman
take prioity over my private feelings.
No way!
Every time I try something, it always turns out like this.
I'll never be able to buy a bicycle for Ryunosuke.
Don't worry about the bike, Nuku Nuku.
I think I might be able to do something about a new bike.
No, no! Nuku Nuku will buy a bicycle by working.
That's right, I'll find another job tomorrow
and start working there.
Looks like it will be a while.
I'd better give up on a bicycle. Looks like it will be a while.
I'd better give up on a bicycle.
Oh, no! Don't say that! I will do better next time!
Okay, I'll wait for my bicycle, but I won't hold my breath!
You're mean!
Kitto kanau yo
Kimi o atsuku suru suteki na sono yume
Tatta ippo no chiisana start no
Cokiku fukurande yuku
Minna jibun no koto o shinjiru koto wasurezu ni
Harikeiite trying, trying
Maketari shinai de
Yaruse nai hibi ga kasanatte mo
Harikeiite trying, trying
Mainichi no ase o muda ni shinai kimi
Kagayaki tsuzuke te