[Anime-Takeover]_Cat_Girl_Nuku_Nuku_TV_Ep14_(C7042745).srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Nuku Nuku TV is about to start!
I see.
The new trend is "the universe," huh?
Yes, sir!
All of our company's commercials are secretly recorded
on the unmanned Jupiter-observation satellite Miss Oharu 9000.
And today Miss Oharu 9000 finally reaches Jupiter!
Now we can show our flashy ads to people all over the world,
who are waiting with intense interest!
Indeed.
Now, it's finally time for the space advertisement of the century.
What's wrong?!
It's not showing anything!
The direction of the satellite dish may be wrong.
We have a problem!
Miss Oharu 9000 took a direct hit from an asteroid and was destroyed!
How unlucky...
She happened to be hit by a tiny asteroid.
According to the Panama observatory,
the diameter of the asteroid is 200,000km!
The diameter?
200,000km?
What?!
It's bigger than Jupiter!
Did you say asteroid?
Nice to meet you! I'm Atsuko Natsume,
but please, call me Nuku Nuku, okay?
I used to be a cat.
But now, using the latest scientific engineering,
I'm an All Purpose Cat Androbot.
I was created to stand up against Mishima Industries,
the secret and evil enterprise,
by the genius scientist, Kyusaku Natsume.
This is my cool and great story!
In my opinion, this is totally different from how it was,
but never mind.
Nuku Nuku Forever!
We Won't Forget Your Smile!
Springtime is here.
Of course.
The end of the school year ceremony is next week.
It's been almost a year since I came to this school.
A whole year passed before we knew it.
It feels like it's only been three months.
Once I'm a third year student, my dream will come true
I'll be scouted as a student singer and make my debut!
Next year, I will succeed in communicating with the universe.
You all sound like you're having a good time,
like you don't need to worry about university entrance exams.
I have nothing to worry about.
My father made a huge donation to an extremely expensive university.
I've already been accepted!
Yes, yes. What Miss Chieko says is right!
Good job, Miss Shish-kabob.
I'm Shirakaba! Shi-ra-ka-ba!
I'm sorry!
Now you're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
Right now I need to worry about being held back
before I think about things in the future.
That's nothing to be proud of, Mr. Shimazaki.
I need to become a class head officer again in my third year,
and impose my tough guidance on everyone!
I hope we're all in the same class again in our third year.
I wonder what that is?
What the...
What's wrong, Mr. Kyusaku?
Don't tell me you saw an elementary school girl, a middle school girl,
a high school girl, a female college student, a young working girl
or someone's wife changing their clothes, did you?!
That sounds quite incredible,
but this is something even more incredible.
An unknown giant asteroid is headed towards Earth
at the rate of 83,000 universal knots.
At the current speed,
it will directly impact the Earth
in 20,000 universal hours, which is 24 hours.
Is there anything we can do?
Bonjour.
It's simple.
We just need to destroy the asteroid with a nuclear missile.
Kharasho!
But we don't have any nuclear missiles.
Guten Abend.
Oh, I just remembered we disposed of all nuclear arms last year
with the "Let's Get Rid of Dangerous Weapons" Treaty.
This is a pen.
But there's no other way to destroy the giant asteroid
than to use nuclear weapons.
Who is that?!
It's inappropriate to laugh like that during an emergency conference!
It's inappropriate to laugh like that during an emergency conference!
It's me!
Representatives from all over the world,
Mishima has taken over this UN conference room!
Hell Mishima!
Today isn't the day for that!
Oh, now I remember.
Good news! Good news!
Good news! Good news!
Good news! Good news!
Good news! Good news!
Good news! Good news!
Please be excited!
This is a new machine.
Oh! It's an anti-annihilation missile!
Hawaiian Aloha Oe.
I didn't know it was already in use!
Danke schЦn!
This is a very wonderful thing.
We'll use 88 of the super ultra anti-annihilation missiles
for a one spot concentrated attack.
The giant asteroid will be broken down into small particles.
That's right!
Our Mishima brand missiles will save the entire human race!
Ahem!
Today...
Before the Earth disappears...
Please listen to our new song!
Ready, and...
Love of Darkness!
What is that?!
Please take a look!
From under Maneki City come
super ultra anti-annihilation missiles
to save mother Earth!
We bring you this hour-long special report.
But first, a word from our sponsor.
This program is brought to you by,
The Mishima Group, who wish for world conquest.
I never knew we had such a thing under the school!
Mr. Kyusaku!
Mr. Kyusaku?
I can't take this anymore!
I was inventing a new weapon with what little money I'd saved
so I could keep the world at peace!
What are you, a kid?
Wow! It's so cool!
The starting bell rang a long time ago!
Everybody needs to take a seat.
It's time to begin our lesson!
A lesson, huh?
The teacher is not here yet
Hey! Everybody, come over here!
This is a once in a life time opportunity
to see a missile launch up close!
Missile No. 37 is ready to fire.
Missile No. 77 is ready. Missile No. 37 is ready to fire.
Missile No. 77 is ready.
Missile No. 77 is ready. No. 28 missile adjustment complete.
No. 28 missile adjustment complete.
No. 64 missile control program input complete. No. 28 missile adjustment complete.
No. 64 missile control program input complete.
All 88 super ultra anti-annihilation missiles
are ready for launch!
Start the countdown!
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
All for the Earth to be conquered by me... 6...
All for the Earth to be conquered by me... 5...
All for the Earth to be conquered by me... 4...
All for the Earth to be conquered by me... 3...
2...
1...
Fire!
Like this.
All missiles:
First phase rocket ignition complete!
Success!
Their output is increasingly steadily.
Wait a minute!
There's one missile left unlaunched.
What?!
The one installed at Manekigaoka Academy High School!
Missile No. 22!
What? Why hasn't it started?
What's the problem?!
There is a civilian near it.
There seems to be a problem with the control system!
No need to worry.
These are powerful missiles.
It doesn't matter if one or two don't make it.
It won't affect the result.
All right,
then ignite the sub light speed boosters!
Mishima Anti-annihilation Missiles Special Price
We'll definitely see our sales increase.
Good job, Dr. Oh-izumi!
All super ultra anti-annihilation missiles
are right on target!
The missiles...
all of them...
misfired.
What happened?!
What it is, Dr. Oh-izumi?!
Oh, no.
I totally forgot all the missiles were equipped with
Very Safe systems because they are so powerful.
You've gotta be kidding...
Oh my god!
I thought it would end up like this.
Of course this is Mishima's job.
But if we don't do something, the Earth will be destroyed!
Finally!
At last! My turn has come!
Help me...
It's springtime everywhere.
It's spring.
It is spring. Lululululu...
Yes, it's spring. It is spring. Lululululu...
Spring, the equinox...
This is spring for sure.
Everybody!
We have no time to be relaxed!
Let's line up straight!
Let's start evacuating immediately!
Evacuate? Where to?
The Earth will be gone
It's spring but time to say goodbye?
You shouldn't give up!
You're Mr. Q!
Boys and girls!
You shouldn't give up as long as you are alive!
I, Mask Science Mr. Q Double X, a scientist of love, courage and hope
will show you a real miracle!
When are you going to stop all this nonsense, Mr. Kyusaku?
Mr. Q is really Mr. Kyusaku?!
This is no time to change the subject, Nuku Nuku!
To save the Earth,
I'll need everybody's help!
It's over...
Mishima Industry and my dream of world conquest...
I'm sorry, Hell Mishima,
but please take this.
but please take this.
Bloody Akiko...
I would like to spend my last day on Earth with my family.
I see...
Big problems!
I heard the customer service desk is flooded
with requests for returns of our products!
The business section reports
they're flooded with cancellation notices from businesses.
Our company's stock is taking a huge dive!
All over the world
there are movements to boycott Mishima's products!
Hell Mishima!
What's next?
A factory shutdown due to a strike?
No.
Someone has been dismantling the No. 22 missile left over from the misfire!
What?!
Now we'll start dismantling the control unit.
Everyone! Please work carefully!
Yes!
Are you sure this is all right, Mr. Kyusaku?
Leave it to me!
If I use this missile as a fuse for all 87 missiles
that are stuck on the giant asteroid...
The Earth will be saved for sure!
Mr. Kyusaku, please let me help you.
Ms. Akiko...
I don't often have a chance to help a friend of justice save the Earth, right?
Ms. Akiko...
Chief!
We'll help you!
We have many paid vacation days left.
There's nothing more wonderful than getting paid and saving the world!
That laughter!
My eternal rival, Kyusaku Natsume!
I can't leave the honorable work of saving the Earth to you alone!
I'll help you!
Are you sure an evil leader can help a scientist of justice?
Idiot!
If the Earth disappears, I won't be able to conquer it!
Kyusaku Natsume!
I'll take my time bringing an end to our battle after that!
All right!
Raise the missile!
Heave Ho! Heave Ho!
This is the power of a strong spirit.
Psychokinesis... I'm very sure!
The Earth is our stage!
Until we finish introducing our new song,
we won't let it be destroyed!
Ready, and...
Ultra Super Deluxe Psychokinesis!
You did it, Kyusaku Natsume!
Yeah, with your missile...
And your technology will save the Earth!
There's nothing left to do but to get going...
Get going?
Right.
The control system was removed because we didn't have enough time.
Someone needs to go on the missile and lead it to the asteroid.
That's crazy!
This is a self sacrifice missile with a one way ticket!
You won't come back alive!
Not only that, this missile is not designed to carry a human.
It can't survive the shock of reentry,
let alone provide life support in space!
That's true... For an ordinary human.
No way...
I've made up my mind when Mr. Kyusaku told me this plan.
Because I...
Because I was created by Mr. Kyusaku to save the Earth!
Because I'm an All Purpose Cat Androbot!
Everyone, I'm sorry I've kept it a secret until now.
I can't believe it...
Miss Nuku Nuku...
Were you...
By any chance...
Until now...
Did you really think you were pretending to be human well?
It was so obvious.
The color of your aura is different from other people.
Well, why hasn't anyone said anything?!
We don't care if you're an androtrio or evil alien!
You're our classmate.
Futaba...
Aren't you glad, Nuku Nuku?
You've become a real human.
Even though you're an Androbot,
you have friends who call you their classmate.
You're no longer a machine!
You're a human with a heart, Nuku Nuku.
Mr. Kyusaku...
No, Nuku Nuku! Don't go!
Ryu...
Mr. Ryunosuke...
You promised to be with me forever!
Mr. Ryunosuke... But...
I'm going!
Because I want to protect my dear friends at any cost!
I'm sorry, Mr. Ryunosuke!
Nuku Nuku!
Nuku Nuku! Come back!
Nuku Nuku!
Goodbye, all my dear friends...
And thank you...
Nuku Nuku!
Nuku Nuku...
The Earth was saved.
But the price we paid for it was too high.
Too high...
Nuku Nuku, you jerk...
You didn't do what I said to the end.
Nuku Nuku...
Nuku Nuku!
She's cute! She's lovely and charming!
She can fly. She can jump. She's a strong super wonderful lady.
The All Purpose Cat Androbot, Nuku Nuku
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Everybody, buy it, meow!
My videos are on sale.
I need to buy one.
Nuku Nuku!
Oh, Mr. Ryunosuke!
How can you be here taking it easy at home eating potato chips?!
Let me tell you, Mr. Ryunosuke.
The installation of the parts wasn't good enough, I guess.
When I went through the atmosphere,
When I went through the atmosphere,
When I went through the atmosphere,
the seat came off
and I fell down into the house!
So that's what happened, Mr. Ryunosuke.
Well, anyway, I'm glad you're safe.
You've gotta be kidding me!
You threw us into so much confusion and
you made me worried about you!
You made me so sad!
And you're so irresponsible!
Mr. Ryunosuke...
You're hopeless, really...
Mr. Ryunosuke?
Nuku Nuku...
You stay by my side forever and ever.
Do you get it?
Yes!
Forever and ever, I will stay by your side, Mr. Ryunosuke!
Say "cheese!"
So many things happened in the last year.
But I've made so many friends and
I feel that I finally managed to join the human race.
I hope to make many more memories in the future too,
with my classmates and Mr. Ryunosuke. Meow!