[Anime-Takeover]_Cat_Girl_Nuku_Nuku_TV_Ep02_(77F4D3C4).srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl
All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku TV is about to start. Meow!
All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl
Beautiful morning, wake up fine
Open the curtain and sunshine comes in
Natsume Residence Open the curtain and sunshine comes in
Open the curtain and sunshine comes in
Let's wake up the sleepy heads
Kiss the sleeping boy good morning
Leave it to me. I make a neat job of it
Aromatic black coffee
Let's have breakfast with a smile
Let's have breakfast with a smile All Purpose Cat Brain Androbot Nuku Nuku
Now the day is about to start All Purpose Cat Brain Androbot Nuku Nuku
Meow?! All Purpose Cat Brain Androbot Nuku Nuku
Meow...
Shock! Nuku Nuku...
Nuku Nuku...
Didn't I tell you before that we have breakfast together?
Didn't I tell you before that we have breakfast together? Nuku Nuku's Owner - Ryunosuke Natsume
Meow, meow, meow, meow...
Someday... stepping out your way...
Kuzu no yumo wo kidoru sundara de kake you
Kagato mitai merashite karuku suteppu
Kimi no te wo gyutto nigitte tada arukitainda
Sukoshi zutsu kishiki na gawatte yuku
Mitsuketai mono wa nani
Mitai mono wa nani
Kakaeteru koukishin kaban ni tsumekondara
Kinou no watashi yori sukoshi demo
Kyou wa kagayaita itai yo
Fumida shita sono ikko kara
Kazamuki ga kawaru
Bara maita wo hajiki no naka kara
Suki na miro ga mitsu karu made
Yukkuri tosaga shite yokou
Itsuka ni au idoni aeru
Nice to meet you! I'm Atsuko Natsume,
but please, call me Nuku Nuku, okay?
I used to be a cat.
But now, using the latest scientific engineering,
I'm an All Purpose Cat Androbot.
I was created to stand up against Mishima Industries,
an evil and secret enterprise,
by the genius scientist, Kyusaku Natsume.
This is my cool and great story!
In my opinion, this is totally different from how it was,
but never mind.
Nuku Nuku vs. Ancient Ruin! Legendary Giant God Appears!
Nuku Nuku vs. Ancient Ruin! Legendary Giant God Appears! "Nuku Nuku vs. Ancient Ruin! Legendary Giant God Appears!"
My love, my love Ryunosuke,
with my charm today for sure!
I'll catch Ryunosuke's heart firmly and tightly!
I'll catch Ryunosuke's heart firmly and tightly! Ryunosuke's Neighbor - Noriko Ishiyama
Non-chan, with your father in the Middle East on business,
we put you through such a hard time.
Noriko's Mother - Momoko Ishiyama
Mama is always watching over you. Noriko's Mother - Momoko Ishiyama
I'm off!
Oh, my dear Ryunosuke.
Let's go to school together!
Wait for me!
Scramble dash!
Twirl, twirl, twirl!
Ryunosuke, I won't give up!
Non-chan, hang in there!
What are you doing to me, Nuku Nuku?!
I think going to school on a bicycle will get us there quicker!
Manekigaoka Academy
We're here!
Brake! Nuku Nuku! Hit the brake!
Emergency evacuation!
What the?!
Mr. Yamagata had an unfortunate accident!
We should stop coming to school by bicycle. It's too dangerous!
Rie, good morning!
It's a bad omen.
Eh?
Miss Nuku Nuku, today will be a very unlucky day for you.
Miss Nuku Nuku, today will be a very unlucky day for you. Occult Maniac - Rie Shibata
Beware reddish brown colors. Occult Maniac - Rie Shibata
Your unlucky item is a beckoning cat. Occult Maniac - Rie Shibata
What's that?
I'm sorry.
I've been having psychic visions for a long time.
Psychic visions?
It's the power to see someone's future
or things you shouldn't be able to see.
Oh, my!
Do such powers exist?
If you believe, then it exists!
In fact, this morning, a lesser panda
Visual lmage
Visual lmage my great grandmother kept as a pet
appeared in a dream and told me to read an old writing
located deep inside the library or there'll be disaster.
And I found that old writing just as it instructed.
What is it?
I don't know yet.
I need to study it.
Oh, no! I forgot I needed to step first from the right side today.
All right. Today's class is over!
Stand up!
Bow!
Wait a minute, Miss Natsume.
Yes?
I heard you don't belong to a club yet.
True.
That's no good, Miss Natsume.
You're only young once, you know?
You're only young once, you know? Class 2-B Homeroom Teacher Mr. Yamagata
You should put your youthful passion into a club activity! Class 2-B Homeroom Teacher Mr. Yamagata
So you should decide on a club to join as soon as possible!
Miss Nuku Nuku! Please join our club!
Miss Nuku Nuku! Please join our club! Mr. Yamagata had an unfortunate accident again!
Miss Nuku Nuku!
Miss Nuku Nuku! Please join our club!
Club?
We're the Basketball Club!
Smash! We're the Tennis Club!
We're the Swim Club!
We're the Volleyball Club!
That's ballet.
We're the Ping-pong Club.
The cheerful Ping-pong Club.
Cheerful...
Miss Nuku Nuku! Please join our club!
What's all this about?
These are invitations to clubs.
In our school, as a club gets more attention, it gets a larger budget.
So they're trying to get you.
Oh. But why?
Of course, Miss Nuku Nuku,
you're getting the most attention in school right now.
The club Miss Nuku Nuku joins will get No. 1 attention!
The club Miss Nuku Nuku joins will get No. 1 attention! Class Representative - Futaba Kaibara
It's a sure thing to get a larger club budget. Class Representative - Futaba Kaibara
Miss Nuku Nuku! Please join our club!
You're all asking me at the same time.
Hold on!
Huh?
What's going on? It's ridiculous
What's going on? It's ridiculous Snobby Rich Girl - Chieko Shirakaba
to ignore me and invite her to your clubs! Snobby Rich Girl - Chieko Shirakaba
Yes! Yes! What Miss Chieko says is right!
Yes! Yes! What Miss Chieko says is right! Chieko's Underlings - Migiko & Hidariko
Chieko's Underlings - Migiko & Hidariko
Miss Shiro-kaba...
I'm Shirakaba! Shi-ra-ka-ba!
I'm sorry!
It's all right.
Miss Nuku Nuku,
I'll allow you to join my Drama Club if you want.
Eh?
Of course, she's Miss Shirakaba, the daughter of a wealthy family.
She's so stuck-up! Even while inviting you to her club!
Wait just a minute!
Oh my god!
Mr. Ikenami?
Let me sing a song!
Singer - Eiichi Ikenami
Let's all join the Folk Song Club. Singer - Eiichi Ikenami
Let's all join the Folk Song Club.
Let's sing together.
Let's sing together. Nihilistic Pretty Boy - Rintaro Shimazaki
Let's all join the Folk Song Club. Nihilistic Pretty Boy - Rintaro Shimazaki
Let's all join the Folk Song Club.
Let's all join the Folk Song Club. Avid Book Reader - Miyuki Miyazawa
Why don't you sing too? Avid Book Reader - Miyuki Miyazawa
Miss Nuku Nuku, would you like to join my Super Science Study Club?
Science is almighty.
There's no mystery we can't solve.
There's no mystery we can't solve. Mad Scientist Jr. - Yakumo Oh-izumi
Science will build a brighter future. Mad Scientist Jr. - Yakumo Oh-izumi
No! Miss Nuku Nuku will join my Supernatural Events Club!
Miss Nuku Nuku,
since the Big Bang, it has been decided that you would
join the Supernatural Events Club!
Are you sure?!
Stop it!
Stop confusing people by talking about puzzling supernatural events!
Everything in this world can be explained by science.
That's not true!
There are so many things science cannot explain!
For example, UFO's and Nessie!
They're all made up photos or some kind of mistake!
There's no existence of supernatural events in this world!
Therefore!
The existence of your Supernatural Events Club is meaningless!
That's not true!
As proof, you're the only member of the Supernatural Events Club.
It cannot continue to exist that way.
I heard that!
In that case, the Supernatural Events Club should be closed down.
Yes, yes. What Miss Chieko says is right!
Closed down...
If it's closed down, the other clubs will have larger budgets.
They're so calculating because it affects their club budgets.
This means you have no right
to invite Miss Nuku Nuku into your club!
That's mean, so mean...
This direction has bad karma today.
Rie!
Rie!
Rie...
Rie... Don't cry...
I thought you were crying, Rie.
What were you doing?
I was dowsing.
Dowsing?
Dowsing means to sense something underground with these wires.
You can do that??
Yes. Because I've had psychic powers since birth.
According to the old writings,
there should be a red button near here.
A red button?
Yes. Should you find it, please let me know.
It's a source of great calamity for me.
You must never press the button, even by mistake.
Meow!
Oops...
I have a horrible feeling...
I feel it. I'm feeling it.
This must be the source of unhappiness.
Haniwander 98 Model
It's huge!
Nuku Nuku!
Oh, Mr. Ryunosuke!
What's this?
Some kind of thing came out of the ground.
What is this unscientific object?
I won't acknowledge such a thing!
I have a feeling I just got involved in something stupid again.
I can't forgive it for being more arrogant than I am! Indeed!
Yes, yes. What Miss Chieko says is right!
Shock!
Um hey, everybody!
Shouldn't we go back to school soon?
That's right. Let's hurry back, shall we?
What's going on everyone?
No questions!
We're going back, quickly!
Yes, okay.
Hani?
Hani.
Excuse me, but you're raising the wrong arm.
Shock!
Oh, hani, hani, hani, hani, hani, hani!
Hani!
HANI!
It's all because of Nuku Nuku!
Because she said something she shouldn't have said!
I should've been careful with the reddish brown color after all.
I'm sorry, Miss Shira-baka!
It's "SHIRAKABA"!
It must be a curse from hunters who died of hunger
in the first year of the Tempyo era.
Impossible!
It can't be true that Haniwa moves!
It's so unscientific!
Run away! Run like hell!
Zip!
Don't run over there!
Line up in roll call order!
Oh boy! Is this really the right time for that?!
Everyone! Are you all right?
All you students are my life!
Mr. Yamagata had an unfortunate accident again.
Ryunosuke's Father - Kyusaku Natsume
What?! Another conspiracy by Mishima Industry,
the evil secret enterprise?
What?! The Haniwander 98 model?
Secret Room for Evil Meetings
Yes. It's a toy droid our company created 15 years ago. Secret Room for Evil Meetings
It was abandoned in the hill at the edge of town,
due to a defect in its electronic brain.
I guess someone started it somehow.
This is bad.
If we don't do something,
If we don't do something, Head of Black Industry - Hell Mishima
our company's mistake will be exposed. Head of Black Industry - Hell Mishima
I guess you're in trouble, Hell Mishima. Head of Black Industry - Hell Mishima
Oh! Dr. Oh-izumi!
Oh! Dr. Oh-izumi! Evil Mad Scientist - Dr. Oh-izumi
I thought something like this might happen one day. Evil Mad Scientist - Dr. Oh-izumi
I have created a heavy mobile mecha. Evil Mad Scientist - Dr. Oh-izumi
Just what I'd expect from our hidden engineering consultant.
So where is this heavy mobile mecha?
It's preparing to depart.
Let's go!
Let's go! Female Executive - Bloody Akiko
Mishima Industry's future depends on this battle! Female Executive - Bloody Akiko
Start the heavy mobile mecha!
Yes, sir!
Evil Secret Hangar
Heavy Mobile Mecha - Kokeshi Giant
Why a Kokeshi doll?
What's the old saying?
An eye for an eye, a Kokeshi doll for a Haniwa.
I don't have any grudge against you, but I need to destroy you!
Action!
Now! Give it a kick in the eye!
We don't have legs!
In that case, punch it!
Aim for the stomach!
We don't have arms, either!
What kind of mecha is this?!
It's a Kokeshi doll, after all.
It's as helpless as a newborn baby.
It'll be all right.
I thought this might happen.
So I put a special device on the heavy mobile mecha.
Please press this button.
Press it?
As you can see,
the remote controlled self-destruct system is perfect.
How could this happen to us?
Oh my god!
It's going toward the school!
What?!
The school will be...
If it's destroyed...
We won't have club budgets.
As I thought, the position of the school is a bad omen.
Is that all you're worried about?
Look at that!
This is not my taste, but...
It seems the time has come to show them who I really am!
Ah! Shimazaki!
Lalalala, Shimazaki,
You've become a star.
What did he go there for?
The school!
Our school is going to be...
You should wait a minute!
Ryunosuke's Father - Kyusaku Natsume
Heaven knows. Earth knows. Bonito soup. Ryunosuke's Father - Kyusaku Natsume
Heaven knows. Earth knows. Bonito soup. Mysterious Scientist - Mr. Q
The stars know that she cried yesterday. Mysterious Scientist - Mr. Q
What are you doing, Mr. Kyusaku?
I'm not Kyusaku.
I'm the Scientist of Justice, Mr. Q!
Nice to meet you, Mr. Q.
Don't encourage him.
Heaven knows. Earth knows. Tyltyl & Mytyl.
Look! I forgot the next phrase
because you talked to me in the middle of my spiel!
Never mind.
Nuku Nuku! You can't beat him with your current abilities!
Oh, no! Is that true?
Shock! Oh, no! Is that true?
But!
If you use this, you'll be all right!
You must raise the bell into the air and shout
"Come on, So-chan!"
So-chan?
That's right!
It can give you three times the power, five times the offensive power,
ten times the defensive power! "Mobile armor, So-chan!"
Once you're equipped with this,
you can beat anything with one blow!
Go, Nuku Nuku!
To protect the future of mankind,
you need to destroy Mishima Industry's ambition!
Fight, Nuku Nuku!
Do your best, Nuku Nuku!
I understand!
Come on, So-chan!
Mobile Armor - So-chan
Oh, how marvelous!
It's truly a victory for science!
A beckoning cat.
Miss Nuku Nuku's unlucky item.
Excuse me!
I can't move my body at all!
I forgot to make the joints movable.
I thought it might be something like that.
No!
Miss Nuku Nuku!
No! Look at that!
Hani, hani, hani?
You tried to destroy the school!
I will never forgive you!
HANI!
I don't believe for a second that was the last of the Haniwa.
I'm sure the second and third Haniwa will appear.
But as long as we humans have love, we will never be defeated.
It's not true.
Science wasn't almighty after all.
Mysteries in this world we can never solve are blocking our way.
Oh-izumi...
Damn science. Damn science!
That's not true.
Science is great.
Science has solved all sorts of mysteries and myths.
I'm sure the day will come that all mysteries will be solved.
Miss Shibata...
Look. The sun is going down.
When did Rie and Oh-izumi become friends?
The Next Day...
Ghosts?
Are you still saying something so unrealistic?
No! It's not unrealistic!
Ghosts do exist!
Science is not almighty yet!
In that case, why don't you prove the existence of ghosts?
They exist, but you just don't understand!
It's just your selfish imagination!
Today they're arguing again.
Humans are still a mystery to me.
Take your seats.
We'll start the lesson!
Stand up! Bow! Sit down!
To be continued
Next Episode Preview
My dear Ryunosuke,
won't you please eat the meal I cooked for you with love?
Noriko? What are you doing at my house?!
Did you forget we got married?
If you say things like that in the preview,
the viewers will believe it!
I'll make an establishing fact. An establishing fact.
In the next episode of All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl:
"Nuku Nuku's Cooking School!
"Non-chan's Love Attack Plan!"
Where will our forbidden love go?
Nuku Nuku's Cooking School! Non-chan's Love Attack Plan! Where will our forbidden love go?
Nuku Nuku's Cooking School! Non-chan's Love Attack Plan! Everyone, please watch to find out!
Nuku Nuku's Cooking School! Non-chan's Love Attack Plan!
Ohayo to futo ugosubi nukete
Mado wo omoi kiri akete shinkokyuu
Asa no hikari karada juu ni abitara
Satte kake yo komottenai de
Asatsu yumo hikatte iru
Hi no ataru toko watashi yoku shiteru
Anata ni wo sukoshi dake oshiete ageru ne
Hora ne wasurete ita nanika
Totemo taisetsu na omoi
Yuku de kokoro no naka de ugoki hajimeru no
Hoshi mo kondo wa dare ka ga sukoshi komatte iru toki
Kono bassho wo anata ga oshiete ageru ne