Uganda Be Kidding Me: Live | |
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Starring | Chelsea Handler |
Distributed by | Netflix |
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Running time | 72 minutes |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
Uganda Be Kidding Me: Live is a Netflix stand-up comedy special by Chelsea Handler in support of her New York Times Best-Selling book of the same name. It was filmed in Chicago at the Harris Theater on June 20, and released on Netflix on October 10, 2014.[1][2][3][4]
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[Chelsea Handler] <i> "Wouldn't it be funny if I went to Uganda?</i> I've always wanted to know where rappers come from." "We'll go on one of those five-star safaris." And she was like, "These guys are gonna rape us." I go, "Okay, you can't say that. That's super racist. They're certainly not gonna rape us the day we get here." I own a lesbian that I purchased... She's got that lesbian vagina-out walk. And she said, "A lot of the people that I work with don't know that I'm a lesbian." I said, "Oh, really? Is that what you think?" The pussy's out of the bag. I don't pretend to live a legal lifestyle. Whatever you're thinking about saying, cut it in half and then don't say anything. Bleach my asshole, I'm not doing that. I'll put a Crest Whitestrip on there, but I won't bleach it. You go to Alaska and you think, "Oh, this is gonna be fresh and interesting," and then you meet... Alaskans. It's like they're Asian with a touch of the Down's. I hate PETA. I will eat a cat to piss PETA off. I would fucking feed a parrot to a cat, cook them both and then eat it just to piss PETA off, and send them a video. And I was just so happy when I got to Africa. I said, "We'll hook up with a safari guide." She goes, "You wanna go to the AIDS capital... of the world to hook up?" I said, "Yeah, I mean... Bring a condom. AIDS isn't gonna-- I'm not a quitter, bitch. Are you? Are you a fucking quitter?"
References
- ^ "Uganda Be Kidding Me: Live Tour". Harris Theater. Archived from the original on January 4, 2015. Retrieved November 5, 2014.
- ^ Wiegand, David (October 6, 2014). "TV review: Chelsea Handler stands up and stands out on Netflix". San Francisco Chronicle. Retrieved November 5, 2014.
- ^ Todd, Carolyn (October 10, 2014). "'Uganda Be Kidding me' react: Chelsea Handler nails Netflix debut". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved November 5, 2014.
- ^ Blacklow, Jeremy (October 10, 2014). "Dailies | Chelsea Handler Discusses Bleaching… Down There in Netflix Special, 'Uganda Be Kidding Me Live' (Video)". TheWrap. Retrieved November 5, 2014.