The Bachelor's Romance

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a heavenly beauty.... She trying to settle her hair looks so delightful... Thaanks to you....Almighty.... Shes my girl....the first look on her told me that. but then gotta ask something for a formality in such an occasion. "Do you make chicken biriyani?"... i m a vegeterian! oh yaa....thats better for health then...what do you do in ur free time? Read books,music.....movies.. What kinda movies you like? i LOVE sharukh movies. This man neither have great looks...nor great acting skills but hes got so many silly girls as his fans....! ofcourse!!!...shahrukh is really a great actor....!! whats over there? Somebody is smoking .....i hate this smell Dude...gulp it up and pour me another drink I advise my friends a lot to quit smoking... drinking whats the problem with social drinking... i like beer yea yea yea....social dinking is...ok...right...? So buddy....u are happy right? Yea....shes good right? Yea... finally can change my status to committed... so lets party on this... sure... so brother...hes is double okay with the girl... let us proceed. A small issue is there... they are not so happy with him... WHY???? 7...8....9....10... 10.5.. Dude..better try for something you can afford hmm..not quite coming out... Hey this girl looks good... just have a look.. Asha..good name... looks good too...but the photo is too small... Lets search in facebook... too many of them... aasha sreenivas...this is the one... Mom: When are you meeting the astrologer? Will leave shortly mom.. Shes good right? Yea...i liked her...shes the one. you give a call to the number...as my uncle Hello...this is from ottapaalam.... saw your matrimonial advertisement.. whos speaking? Myself the boy's uncle... What does the boy do? Hes in the IT field...Hope the girl too is..? We actually prefer govt employees.. But IT is good right? Hellooo?? heloooo??? Whats the response? Leave it dude....they need only govt officials.... waste of time living with the laptop bags around our necks! :sanskrit slogans: Yuk...!! So thats the issue... That Exactly is the issue.....!! This wont be good...the horoscopes doesnt match.... Oh is it??? This one is a" pure jaathaka" oh Yea we need very " pure" one.. Whos this guy? A distant friend of mine.... There should be atleast 5 matches between the horoscopes. cant find more than four here. Just have a look in that box, might be a match in there!!!!! I have heard most of the abusive words dude.... but never in sanskrit!! so thats the end of it.. will give a try in the ottapaalam side.. there is another astrologer there... pandit shiju... all becasue of you....!! now start blaming me ....! 'singing' people speak as if my marriage is a national issue!! nothing has turned up right? Bro...anything positive? its better not to marry... when's your marriage bro? See your age 29 is like the bata company ad.... once you are 30,the market is gone! is there any gud news on ur marriage? fed up hearing this question.. nothing will turn up as long as you are going with him.... Either the girl or the horoscopes wouldnt match.... and in case if both matches,the girl would say 'no' And ofcourse girls like chaps like me more... First this horoscope thing should be avoided.... You christians wont understand it... hope this 'raksha' will solve all issues.... Seems like your devotion level has gone up? nothing like that... hmm...it happens during this phase... Quite natural... phone rings... Where are you? With my friends... Stop roaming around and come home....! hey..! let me.....hey... still think u are a bachelor?? My Wife.. This is why you should avoid love marriages. Hope you got enough for the day.... Wear your helmet while entering your home too was it your mom? Did something turn up? Horoscopes matches well.. so that issue is solved. they liked my photo too... looks like this is it... Horoscopes match well. Brother hows the girl? As beautiful as the Thumbe flower... well brought up,well educated... they are impressed with his photo too.. would you like something to eat? no..! Have you seen this thumbe flower? no.. Do you have the girls photo? Why would we need the photo when we are seeing her tommorrow...? Scary moustache... in ITPL name? sree.. what? sree kumaar there were many engineer /doctor proposals for her... she should be impressed...thats a must... shall we call her then? He wants a personal talk with her.. will arrange Look closely then dont blame me! So this is thumbe flower... slightly dried up i guess? I should have guessed this from that stupid brokers words itself A friend of mine... Is it? You are malayali? Name? Are you married? Who was that..? An old friend. The 4th girl makes me feel that the 3rd one was better and so on...really messed up! Now I am ok for any girl oooofffssssss......!!! Need a decision on this..... many proposals are coming these days. give me some more time meera. so its you who said no???and for such a silly reason? if i were you,would have married her straight away.. lets move on... Dont worry dude....i will sort it out...! There will be a way out brother... hi...whaats up? Yea i will...give me 10 mins. Hey sree get ready, need to collect something. 17:10.000,0:17:11.000 Are you listening? getready... this is the house. come in... make it fast keep it cool... tea or coffee... a tea here and you? Where are you working? ITPL Aasha serve tea.. whats happening? yea... what the? just have look...wont cost you anything.. Yea...i liked her...shes the one... you give a call to the number...as my uncle... Leave it dude....they need only govt officials.... aasha he doesnt have a govt job... Ummer lets have a talk... A friend of mine... 0:19:28.000,0:19.30.000 Its all as per Ummers plan... Got it.. And i dont know to make chicken biriyani.. i will adjust with mutton.. i like shahrukh movies as well.. thaats fine... which movie is your favourite? Almost all....say 3 idiots,the one in which he comes in as a hockey coach....lagaan... i m really a big fan. So you guys are back again... He's married.This time its for me. Have you brought your horoscope...? no. do you know your birth star atleast? Will have to ask my mom....guess it is some some kumbha or bharani... Kumbha bharani etc are name of the months... Doesnt matter .... somehow he needs to get a swell of a beautiful girl.... "We dont actually have much belief in astrology , but then if it could help find someones black magic on me...."